What's the problem?
What are you doing?
Welcome.
"You Win"
Listen up, We're robbing a bank,
The gang's together again!
Where's the romanticism?
We're leaving the country with the cash.
You know I hate flying.
You just can't handle it.
For a hunk of metal to fly...
International expansion!
Will it be that easy?
Risky, yes, but we can make it.
By the way, why is he here?
Maybe he's here to sing for us,
Mr. Jimichi will help us.
He only thinks of himself.
Don't say that, Yukiko,
He almost got killed. We can trust him.
He'll sell us to Kanzaki.
If so, he'll be killed anyway,
But he will, as long as the Earth turns.
I don't sense any romanticism from him.
Will he be of any use?
There's no room.
I feel bad luck next to me,
Sorry,
Or like there's a stone in my shoe.
Kyo, grow up.
Being immature is my policy!
Let's go,
See you in 420 seconds,
Where's the romanticism?
Please give us 7 minutes of your time.
Let the 7 minutes be like a dream,
This?
Why do we forget dreams when we wake?
This is because
it's relayed to someone else,
You received last night's dream from a stranger.
And your dream is then handed over to another,
The dream you see tonight__
might be from the tropics, and then__
might be relayed to the North Pole,
All dreams are connected.
People from quarrelling nations__
relay dreams, surpassing race, borders and even religion,
You're all just dancing on the palm of my hand,
Ow!
Emcounters are followed by farewells.
Thank you for your kind attention,
Show's over,
Don't even think about it,
Otherwise, your kid will cry.
What?
Oh my god.
Jimichi leaked our plan.
Yes. that's the plan.
Mr. Jimichi Will rat on us to lure Kanzaki out.
The real plan begins here.
We'll disguise as Kanzaki's men.
Get out!
This is a fail-safe auto-lock car from Tanaka Store.
The windows are bulletproof.
A drill is scheduled that day.
Kanzaki Will be arrested with fake cash.
We take off with the real thing,
He gets fake bills? Terrific!
And by that time, we'll be in the air,
Will there be real money during a drill?
200 million in the safe,
Wow Jimichi, you live and even get a share,
You're lucky I ran over you,
If he fails, we're all done for,
Don't say that, Yukiko,
Timing is the key. We only have until the drill begins,
We start at 14:45 and only have 7 minutes,
The cops for the drill will arrive__
8 minutes after, at 15:00 sharp.
We have to be gone by then.
I'll tell you my 3 Biggest surprises in Life,
Three? That's a lot,
First, that I proposed to Shoko.
Sweet,
Second, that Shoko said yes,
Bet she regrets it.
And third, that she thought it was a joke,
Only one truth is needed between a man and woman.
Yukiko wanted you to see through her.
I know because I'm Cupid.
Cupid with bad aim,
Lies and the truth are back-to-back,
You see through lies but you can't see the truth,
You're no good,
No good.
She may be from outer space, but telepathy won't work.
"You betray us, i'll kill you."
"Maybe I should just do it now,"
"Don't say that, Yukiko,"
"Calm down,"
"Time is finite,"
"l know that,"
"Don't burden my friends,"
"But I'm your friend, too."
If that were true, a gnat is my benefactor.
You used to be a better man,
Your soul has withered.
This way please, sir.
After you.
Today is the first anti-crime event.
The Mayor and the Police Chief__
are about to start off on a parade.
Miss Crime Prevention rides along,
If this is a date, I'll pass.
This isn't my private car.
The first lie I ever noticed,
What?
"Be good and Santa will bring a gift,"
My mother said it,
I was about Shinichi's age.
Did you point it out?
No gift for me if I had,
So you were good,
Actually, I was scared__
of hurting her feelings.
If you fear hurting others, you can't love anybody,
"Make our city the safest in the world."
Jimichi, are you lucky or unlucky?
I'm not sure.
You're neither, You're just sad.
Kyo, grow up.
Being immature is my policy.
Mr. Jimichi. Did you sleep well?
Uh, yes. I did,
Great,
In 420 seconds,
See you again at 14:52,
Let's go!
Where's the romanticism?
Welcome.
It's a bit early, but let's begin.
This is a drill, right?
Sure. Act naturally, please,
The cash for the drill is this way.
7 minutes can be long or short, __
but I'd like to use this time to speak about reality today.
Of all animals, humans depend heavily on eyesight,
The cash for the drill is here.
Fine, By the way, is the real cash over here?
Yes, What?
But a swaying scarecrow may look frightening at night.
And terrified soldiers may not see the faces of crying children.
People see different truths depending on their mental state,
In 1973, astronomer John Ball said...
Um, you can't open the safe,
Do you hear me?
So some of the hatred and sadness permeating this zoo called Earth__
might be due to falsely believing our own eyes.
Friends, it is not embarrassing to doubt what you see,
If you feel hatred or sadness, close your eyes for a moment,
360...
Emcounters are followed by farewells.
The 7 minutes you gave us is almost up.
Thank you for your kind attention,
Show's over,
Drop your guns!
Is that Hayashi?
I thought he died,
Bring the real dough,
Bring it!
Your license please,
Go.
Don't move.
Naruse!
Drop the guns! I push and we all blow up!
Is that true?
Unfortunately, he's not lying,
He's really annoying.
2-18-15, Misaki-cho
License number 4591 4739 8660. Please refer,
Here's a gift from me, Naruse.
You'll be the first to go!
I've been waiting for this moment for a long, long time!
You know him?
No.
It's me! Don't you remember?
Oh, you're that dopey banker.
"Dopey" is so immature.
You might have forgotten, __
but I never forgot about you for one single day!
"Robbers"
What the hell? Hey, what the...
It's over. Don't be rash,
Please put the gun down.
Heads, I win.
Tails, you lose.
Right, Naruse?
The coin's still turning, __
Mr. Kanzaki,
Really?
Oh my god.
Kanzaki didn't exist.
No, rather, Jimichi didn't exist.
Naruse,__
your powers can only do so much.
Put the gun down,
That's fake,
Let's go,
Hey, you!
Kanzaki!
Naru!
We have an emergency! Pursue the escaping vehicle!
Naru.
Can't see!
Real robbers have escaped during the drill,
The police have failed once gain!
Move!
Naru.
Naru!
Naru.
Naru!
Naru...
"Tanaka Store: Quality Guaranteed'"
Arrest him!
200 million yen sure is heavy!
Kuon!
Liar,
HoW are you guys?
I'm doing great.
I managed to preserve the Hikagami Impala Alexandros.
It's endangered, with only 20 left in the world.
I donated most of the leftover money.
Humans are responsible for endangered species.
Naru wasn't blown up thanks to me. so we're even.
I'm leaving the gang. __
but I hope you guys make it big.
Goodbye, Adios!
"I'd like to withdraw some money."
"Oh, I saw you in the papers!"
"Good for you. God will bless you,"
"I hope so,"
Of course. God is always watching.
What? No way! Naru?
Let's go!
Where's the romanticism?
Oh my god.
Don't move!
You there, don't move,
1 minute, please.
Even with the time difference, a minute is still 60 seconds.
Now, a man once asked, "When does a film end?"
The man who was asked said, __
"When the camera moves away and the star fades from view."
Another man says, "No,"
"Wait unti I the credits start rolling."
"Because some have NG scenes."
"And some even have curtain calls,"
So if the credits start and nothing happens, can you go?
No, watch out.
"What if the villain is actually still alive?"
"Stay until the lights go up!" some might say.
I don't know the right answer.
But all films, no matter how fun, must end,
I say a film is more important after it ends,
Say you fell in love with the person next to you?
How about that?
What? No way, you say?
Why not? Try gazing into each other's eyes,
See? Life is fun because it's unpredictable,
Things can even come fal I ing out of the air.
Oh, time's up.
Maybe again next time.
"Damn gang! Go to hell!"
You know, robbing a bank in Mexico feels so great!
In films, gangs are shot dead before crossing the border.
Not romantic, Gangs should be cheerful.
Where to now?
How about Switzerland? Where all the bad money is.
Right. Why is bad money pooled there?
Borderless tax evasion.
This is related to Calvin and the Reformation...
Hey, what about my giraffe question?
Not yet. My apologies.
Still thinking,
What about a giraffe?
Hold on.
Where's the romanticism?
Directed by Tetsu Maeda
"Putting a Giraffe in the Fridge"
"1, Open the fridge."
"2, Take the elephant out."
"3, Put the giraffe inside."
"4, Shut the door,"
English subtitles by Mialsozaki